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• WIFE- Seasoned professional experienced in working in a fast-paced environment, requiring strong interpersonal, organizational, and technical skills. Detail-oriented, highly trustworthy, ethical, and resourceful in completing projects and tasks. 

Capabilities include:

Word Processing and Typing

Filing and Data Archiving

General Accounting

Telephone Reception

Computer Operations

Office Equipment Operations.

• Tonto Dike: Audio-Visual Weapons Expert (AVWE)
• GARRI SELLER=hunger extermination officer
• WHEELBARROW PUSHER=destination manager
• BUS CONDUCTOR=exiting and entering officer
• Gardener: Landscape Executive Officer (LEO)

• House Maid : House Upkeep Manager (HUM)

• Receptionist : Office Access Control Manager

(OACM)

• Typist : Printed Document Handler (PDH)

• Messenger : Business Communications Conveyor

Specialist (BCCS)

• Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician

(TWT)

• Temporary Teacher : Associate Tutor (AT)

• Tea Boy : Refreshment Specialist (RS)

• Garbage Collector : Public Sanitation Engineer

(PSE)

• Watchman : Theft Prevention & Surveillance

Officer (TPSO)

• Thief : Wealth re-Distribution Expert (WrDE)

• Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS)

• Maid : Domestic Operations Specialist (DOS)

• Employee without Portfolio : Administration

Manager (AM)

• Cook : Gastrointestinal l Nourishment Management

Executive(GNMO)

• Barber: Dead Scalp Cells Removal Specialist

(DSCRS)

• Unemployed : Town Surveyor (TS)

• Gossip : Research & Communications Manager

(RCM).

• Bad Belle People: Research, Analysis & Criticism

Specialist (RACS)

• LovePeddlers: Temporary Spouse Replacement &

Care-Giving Executive (TSRCE)

• Local Drunk: Alcohol Testing & Maintenance

Executive (ATME)

• Mechanic: Automotive Fault Tracing & Correction

Engineer (AFTCE)

• Tailor: Couture Fabrication Specialist (CFS)

• Politician: Public Funds Diversion Expert (PFDE)

• Yahoo boy: International Wealth re-Distribution

Consultant (IWDC)



Source Nairaland