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Guest At Kim And Kanye's wedding To Sign Confidentiality Agreement, Cell Phones Would Be Confiscated.

The only cameras rolling or taking photos at Kim Kardashian and Kanye West‘s wedding will be their own, because as RadarOnline.com has learned, guests who  attend the star-studded I Do’s will be forced to sign strict confidentiality agreements during which they’ll agree not to discuss any details of the nuptials with the media.

Church In America Giving Out Free Guns To Help Recruit New Members

A Baptist church in a Kentucky town that was the site of high school shooting is drawing controversy with its gimmick of offering to give away steaks and guns to congregation members. Churches in Paducah, where three students were killed in a 1997 shooting, are hosting a 'Second Amendment Celebration' to attract new members.

Help Find Missing Oladayo Odubanjo............Last Seen Thursday, 13th March.

Dayo is a Graduate of Ajayi Crowther University and was last heard from thursday March 13th  while on a bus going to Abuja from Lagos State. He has not been seen since then.  Please if you have any useful information please call these numbers 08055603092, 08074247611, 08060119849 or email tastitoye@yahoo.com or deolax@yahoo.com. Lets pray for his safe return. Amen

Oh Dear! According To American Gossip Blog, Dencia's Whitenicious Is Linked To Facial Hair And Skin Cnacer.

It was only a matter of time that the reviews of the controversial cream “Whitenicious” would be made available to the public. Whitenicious was released by Cameroun personality, Dencia, this past January, and has received a lot of speculations that it may lead to skin cancer. Users of Whitencious who shared and documented their results took to http://www.skincaretalk.com to voice complaints about the cream causing headaches, pimples and unwanted facial hair.

CUTE! 3 Year Old Argues With His Mom For Cupcakes.

Hes so cute........he keeps telling his mom to wait let him finish his sentence.

Pray For Malaysia Airlines MH370

Lets keep praying for everyone on that plane and they would be found alive and Ok. This is the 9th day since the plane disappeared off the radar leaving Kuala Lumpur heading to Beijing, China.

Senate President , David Mark And His Helicopter Pad At His Country Home In Oturkpo, Benue State

Let me leave that one there without adding much to the picture. Just let that sink in. SAD.

Rivers State Police Command Arrests Man With Explosives.

The Rivers State Police Command has announced the arrest of Ibrahim Aliyu, a 30-year old man from Nasarawa State, in what it described as the bid to rid the State of undesirable elements. Aliyu was arrested in Ndele Town in Emouha LGA with a huge quantity of dynamite explosives, along with a detonator and cordless wire.“The suspect confessed to be member of a kidnapping syndicate based in Ogbogoro Town and member of a bank robbery syndicate that operates between Port Harcourt and Akwa-Ibom State. SR.

President Jonathan Summons Minister Of Interior , Abba Moro

President Goodluck Jonathan today summoned the Minister of Interior, Abba Moro and the Comptroller-General of the Nigerian Immigration Service (NIS) David Parradang over the Saturday’s tragic recruitment exercise.The emergency summon comes two days after at least 18 people died nationwide at different venues of a recruitment test conducted by the immigration service on Saturday. The poorly organised test for tens of thousands of job seekers across Nigeria led to a stampede and sporadic shooting by security operatives at different venues; leading to the deaths.

Renowned Fashion Designer L'Wren Scott Found Dead Of Apparent Suicide

Mick and L'Wren

The 47-year-old designer was found hanged to death by her assistant this morning at around 10am, Eastern time, according to multiple sources. The designer and model had been dating The Rolling Stones lead singer Mick Jagger for 13 years.

Kaduna State Massacre Victims Given Mass Burial.

The remains of about 150 Southern Kaduna natives, were, yesterday, buried in a mass grave in Unguwant Gata, Maroa Chiefdom of Karua Local Government Area of the state, according to a local chief from the area. Sankwai, Tekum and Unguwan Gata villages in Maroa Chiefdom were, Saturday, invaded by what villagers said were Fulani gunmen, killing no fewer than 200 natives and burning the three villages, after plundering them.

Miley Cyrus Inked Sad Kitty Tattoo On Her Lip

                            

Definitely looks like she has a sore in her mouth. YUCK.

More Details Emerge On Missing Malaysia Airlines Fligh MH370 From

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Claims today that the missing Malaysian Airlines jet dropped to an altitude of 5,000ft to avoid radar lends credibility to reports by villagers that they saw bright lights and loud noises at about the time the aircraft is thought to have made a 'U-turn'.

Investigators told a Malaysian newspaper that the Boeing 777 had dropped to a lower altitude to avoid ground radar, using the surrounding terrain as a sonar barrier.

The Affair Featuring Comdeian Bovi And Actress Kate Henshaw.

Superstar Beyonce Doesnt Want To Attend Kim And Kanye's Wedding.

According to Radaronline Superstar singer Beyoncé is telling pals she doesn’t want to attend Kim Kardashian and Kanye West‘s much-hyped wedding because she thinks it’s extremely tacky that the nuptials are going to be filmed for E!’s Keeping Up With The Kardashians, RadarOnline.com has been told.

Man Arrested For Firing Uzi Into A Bar

A guy dressed up like '"Rambo" was arrested Saturday night at a Florida bar ... after he allegedly began firing his Uzi and stabbing 2 patrons. Daniel Allen Noble was drinking at the Europa Lounge in Flagler County  ... he left but hours later reportedly returned as Rambo. Cops say Noble was armed with an Uzi-style assault rifle and hunting knives.

Musician Ice Prince And His Elderly Grand Parents.

Ice Prince showed us a glimpse into his life by showing us a picture of his elderly Grandparents. They also shared love stories about his late parents which made the entertainer cry. He shared this caption along  

Today I cried... My Grand mum and dad are in their 90's and i still see love in their eyes... Told me stories about my late mum and Dad too... Some things are wey too deep to explain brother... #JustDreamAboutSomeShit that's all

Job Seekers Are To Blame For Stampede At Immigration Centres - Abba Moro

Nigeria’s interior minister, Abba Moro, has denied responsibility for the deaths of more than a dozen job applicants at Nigeria Immigration Service recruitment centres across the country Saturday. Mr. Moro said the job seekers were to blame for the stampede that killed over 13 applicants.

12 Common Mistakes Married Men Make - Praise Fowowe

LoveBirds Daily Devotional with Praise Fowowe(c)2014
12Common Mistakes Married Men Make – 7
 # 2 ‘I can Handle any Woman Syndrome’ Men! You can’t assume a woman because they come in different packages. A woman is a school you must humble yourself to attend and understand to be able to get the best out of her and your marriage. If you are not humble enough enough to seek to understand her before being understood you will assume a lot of things and may not get the best out of her.

Zimbabweans Are Now Almost Behaving Like Nigerians Who Have To Be Corruptly Paid For Every Service - President Mugabe Of Zimbabwe.

President Robert Mugabe has belittled Zimbabwe's corruption levels comparing them to Nigeria. Speaking at his 90th birthday luncheon hosted for him by the service chiefs and the public commission, President Mugabe said Zimbabweans are now almost behaving like Nigerians who have to be corruptly paid for every service. "Are we now like Nigeria where you have to reach your pocket to get anything done," he said.

Late Staff Of Ecobank ,Babatubde Oke Who Died In Police Custody Has Been Buried.

Babatunde Oke former staff of Ecobank who died in police custody ( Read Here and Read Here) has been buried amidst tears and anguish in his home town of Ijebu Ode, Ogun State on Saturday 15th of March. The family is yet to get justice for the death of their son. Late Babtunde is surivived by an aged mother, siblings, wife and two young kids.