y1WlEjNAYV3-K1WpS3N1_iK3Azo TaJuLa's Blog: 11/06/13

Wednesday 6 November 2013

See Insult UK Drag Queen Insults Nigerians Then Apologises.


Following a review done by Elle magazine US on the just concluded Lagos Fashion Week, Scottish drag queen, Guillotina Munter wants to know if Nigerians have clothes or walk naked.  Trust Nigerians they including me went for his jugular, lol. Apology accepted.

Will Smith Busted With Blond 23 Year Old Actress.

According to a bombshell report from Star magazine, the Australian actress nuzzled with Jada Pinkett-Smith‘s hubby behind the curtain of the photo booth, suggestively lifting her shirt and exposing her bra as Will lifted his and pressed his bare chest against her.  “He wasn’t acting like a married man; he gave no signs that he was in a committed relationship,” an eyewitness of the scandalous scene told the magazine.  “What kind of married man would go into a photo booth with a sexy 23-year-old girl and start to undress?” 
Jada wasn’t present at the party held on Oct. 25, begging the question: Could this be the final straw in their already troubled marriage?
MTO.

How The Perfect Body Shape Has Evolved.


This image is on the right is what TIME Magazine thought the perfect body was in 1955 fast forward 2013 and the image on the left is the perfect body shape. How times have changed . We Africans are voluptuous so the image on the left would always pertain to us.


Tonto Dike Tells Her Fans To Mind Their Business.

Everyone knows Tonto is a dog lover and shes often pictured kissing her dogs. She puts up at least 10 pictures or more of her dogs on her instagram daily,most of the pictures are of her kissing her dogs and her fans always complain that its unhygienic or irritating. She then decided to send a note/picture of warning to her followers on twitter, Facebook and instagram. Nuff said. Una don see make una sef mind ya business or better still unfollow her SHIKENA.

Seun Anikulapo Kuti Expresses His Disgust On 800 Billion Fuel Subsidy Missing Money.


Yesterday the Senate announced their frustration with NNPC not been able to account for  N800 Billion from January 2012 to September 2013 ( READ HERE). He tweeted his feelings. see his tweets.

2Face & Gyrate Crooner Tony Oneweek - Ife Di Mma [Official Video]


Prolific high-life singer, Tony One Week and Tuface Idibia combine force on this new track, titled " Ife Di Mma". Produced by Masterkraft and shot by Capital Hill's Clarence Peters. © 2013 960 Music Group

Jaiye Jaiye Crooner's Girlfriend Survives Car Accident.


 
Wizkid's girlfriend Tania omotayo was today involved in an accident while driving on 3rd mainland bridge, the car tyre burst while they were speeding. Thank God for her life, read her tweets:

A Whole New Tonto Dike.

This is my best look yet. flawless makeup.

Songtress Toni Braxton Shows Off Her Sons.

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       Toni                               Diezel                                                        Denim
Toni Braxton was at the 30th Annual Breeders’ Cup “Songs In The Saddle” music festival at Santa Anita Park on Sunday (November 3). The singer connected with her audience and delivered several hits that the crowd thoroughly enjoyed. As an added incentive, Toni had her sons Diezel and Denim at the festival to accompany her while she delivered songs.
BCK.

I Am Trying To Protect My Wife From Ridicule - Gov Chime.


Gov Chime and First Lady Clara
Incase you missed part 1 and 2 read HERE and HERE
Governor Sullivan Chime of Enugu State on Tuesday night denied subjecting his wife, Mrs. Clara Chime, to house arrest and has vowed to protect her from being exposed to ridicule. Chime made this denial in the presence of some journalists, his wife and her elder brother, Mr. Tony Igwe. Also present were the governor’s siblings, Mrs. May Oji and Dr. Jide Chime, as well as Mrs. Chime’s neuro-psychiatric doctor, Dr. Aham Agumuo, among a few others.

Is This The Most Daring Red Carpet Dress Ever.

 jaimie alexander
If they were giving out an award for the most daring dress ever worn to a red carpet event then Jaimie Alexander would definitely be in the running after stepping out in an uber revealing sheer panel frock at last night's 'Thor' premiere in LA.

Bow-Wow Was Meant To Host #ColourfulWorldOfMore Concert.

Bow Wow
Bow-Wow.
According to the Nigerian Entertainment-
 106 and Park co-host Bow Wow, was meant to travel to Nigeria to host the recently held #Colourfulworldofmore over the weekend. Unfortunately the YMCMB rapper missed his flight, apparently due to a food poisoning. Food poisoning Been throwing up err damn 20 mins like the F*** my back and legs sore i hit the you know that aint help.

Kris Jenners Changing Face.

No stranger to surgeryNo stranger to surgery
Most women in the entertainment industry looking fantastic into their fifties might protest a healthy lifestyle as the secret of their apparent eternal youth. But not Kris Jenner, who has just hit 58, and has never looked better. The Kardashian matriach and self-described 'momager' has let slip a number of times about the work she's had over the years to turn back time.

OAP Toolz Rocks New Hair Do.

She looks good, never seen her with curly hair, Loves it.

Will Smith In Nude Romp With Co-Star Amidst Divorce Rumour.

Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith; Margot Robbie
The Smiths                                                           Margot Robbie.
Yesterday i shared a POST on the smith Will Smith and his Focus co-star, beauty Margot Robbie, got too close at a New Orleans party last month and their salacious photo booth pictures that were meant to stay private, prove it.

Anne Hathaway Has A Bun In The Oven


Anne Hathaway is ready to take on her biggest role yet: mother. According to a new report in Star magazine, the actress’ brother accidentally let the baby bombshell slip while performing a comedy routine at the Tandem Bar and Restaurant in Brooklyn, New York, on Oct. 30. Tom Hathaway revealed that his famous sibling is expecting her first child with her husband Adam Shulman.
Radar online.

Couple Make Till Death Do Us Part Cake.

Till death do us part: Natalie Sideserf, 28, a cake artist spent forty hours creating the cake to match her movie-themed wedding
A film buff couple had a gruesome wedding cake made of their own severed heads. Natalie Sideserf, 28, a cake artist spent forty hours creating the cake to match her movie-themed wedding. Both heads are lifelike, with blank soulless eyes, hair matted with blood and bleeding severed necks. Would you taste this till death do us part cake? I WONT.
DM.

New Music : Lynxxx - African Bad Girl ft. Banky W


OFFICIAL VIDEO for the new single "African Bad Girl" from his upcoming sophomore album by Syndik8Records recording artist / Pepsi Ambassador Lynxxx feat Banky W and starring Victoria Kimani. Shot on location in Lagos Nigeria by Syndik8 Films Directed by Tom Robson. 2013 Syndik8 Records

13 Unconventional Ways To Whiten Your Teeth.



1. Oil (sesame oil or virgin coconut oil)
Oil, or more specifically, oil pulling, is when oil is used for gargling, not cooking. Sesame oil or virgin coconut oil is swished around inside the mouth and then spat out after fifteen minutes. As the substance is vigorously “pulled” back and forth between your teeth, the mucous membranes inside your mouth absorb nutrients from it. Sesame oil has omega-3 fatty acids, iron, calcium, and vitamins A, B and E; while virgin coconut oil has antibacterial properties that promote healthier gums and cavity-free teeth. Just make sure not to swallow any of the spittle that will form as you gargle.

Ebony Life TV Announces Two New Programs

Also ScreenDivas starring Kate Henshaw, Rita Dominic, Funke  Akindele and Uche Jombo. Showing Monday nights at 9:30, #Ebony Life TV sponsored by ProjectAlert to StopDomesticViolence.

New Music : Praiz Featuring Awilo Longomba

Praiz Feat. Awilo Longomba - Oshe - November 2013 - BellaNaija 01
Remember a while back i put up a PICTURE of Longomba crooner Awilo with Praiz, they were cooking up a beat so here it is, this song would make you move on your seat. ENJOY.
NetNG

Paramedic Battered Unconscious By Drunk Nigerian Student.

Guilty: Akinwunmi Akinyuwa, 29, hurled Qasam Pervez into a side window then punched him repeatedly about the head
Akinwunmi Akinyuwa.
A paramedic was hurled against the window of an ambulance and punched repeatedly in the head until he lost consciousness by the drunken thug he had been trying to treat. In a depressing indictment of modern Britain, Akinwunmi Akinyuwa attacked Qasam Pervez as they were travelling to hospital in the early hours of the morning. The 29-year-old student, who had been found slumped and intoxicated in a communal stairwell at his home, began shouting ‘angel of death’ before unstrapping himself from the stretcher.

Families Outraged By Insensitive Halloween Costumes Depicting 9/11.

Fury: Amber Langford, left, and Annie Collinge, right, won a fancy dress contest while dressed as the Twin Towers
Amber Langford and Annie Collinge, 19,
Two female students have outraged the families of 9/11 victims by entering a nightclub fancy dress competition dressed as the Twin Towers being hit by planes. Amber Langford and Annie Collinge, both 19, won the contest and a £150 prize at a Chester nightclub despite lampooning the worst terrorist attack in modern history.

Man Kills Friend Over Affair With His Wife.

The building where the crime took place.
The police in Ogun have arrested a 30-year-old panel beater, Wasiu Yusuf, for allegedly stabbing his friend, Adeolu Olatoye, to death in Abeokuta. Another suspect in the alleged killing of the 32-year-old graphic artist, Mukaila Popoola, is currently on the run. The suspect’s wife, 26-year-old Busayo, is also in detention at the Adatan Police Station. The victim, the suspect and his alleged accomplice lived in the same premises before the incident.

Dr Sid and Brother Andrew Esiri Pays Tribute To Justus Esiri

Dr Sid and Brother Andrew Esiri this morning remembered their dad late actor Justus Esiri who would have been 71 today. We miss you Justus.

Davido's Camp Responds To Allegations Of Brutality At The Nu Grotto Night Club.


I shared the story (READ) HERE yesterday. Davido's camp just sent out this statement and pictures to tell their own version of the story.
Pictures continue after the cut. VIEWER'S DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
The facts: DJ Jaydee of Grotto Stabbed Davido's Bodyguards, Evades police
Falsified accounts of a recent incident at the Grotto club on Sunday have made the rounds. Davido’s Management hereby wishes to clear the air on them with the statement below.
After a successful outing at a recent concert on Sunday November 3 at Eko Hotels, popular musician Davido headed to the Grotto Nightclub on Victoria Island. After a brief stay at the club, Davido and his crew proceeded to his vehicle outside to head home.

SURE-P/NNPC Cannot Account For N350Billion Subsidy Fund.


The Senate on Tuesday lamented that officials of the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation failed to honour its invitation to give account of how they managed the  N32.00 removed as subsidy on each of the litre of petrol sold in the country between January 2012 and September 2013. Senator Kabiru Mararaba, alleged that his colleagues observed that over  N800bn ought to have accrued to the nation for the SURE – P projects if N32.00 was removed from each of the 25 billion  litres of fuel sold in 21 months.

Actress Oge Okoye Looking Hot At Nollywood At 20.

Oge Okoye
Wow oge looks good this is the best i have seen of her without all those colored lace wigs. The makeup is effortless the weave is beautiful. Black suits her well. I hope she sticks to black and do away with all the dibia makeup. Welldone oge.

Invasion Of Killer Rats In The UK.

The rodents, which carry killer diseases, are booming because of a freak toxin-resistant gene. Two more mutated strains of the pests have now been found in Sussex, adding to fears they are quickly spreading. The new rats are believed to have come from the continent, most likely France. They are being helped by humans putting out poisoned food, which gives the new breed a “free meal”. “There are obviously health concerns and worries about the bacteria they carry, such as salmonella.“They carry a lot of diseases, including Weil’s, which has been linked to deaths. They also chew on electrical cables.” Be careful people.
Sun News.

Stella Oduah Attends Federal Executive Council Meeting.

Oduah
Embattled Minister of Aviation, Ms Stella Oduah, on Wednesday joined other ministers and presidential aides to attend the ongoing weekly Federal Executive Council meeting at the Presidential Villa, Abuja. This is the first time Oduah will be seen publicly in the Villa or with President Goodluck Jonathan since the controversy over the N255million bulletproof cars purchased for her by the Nigeria Civil Aviation Authority started.

Curse Or Blessing, Banks To Identify Customers By Fingerprint.

fingerprints scanner and Sanusi
The Central Bank of Nigeria and the Bankers Committee on Tuesday sealed a biometric solution pact with a German Firm, Dermalog, for the development of a payment system that would be driven by fingerprints. The move, according to the Governor, CBN, Mr. Lamido Sanusi, will help to revolutionise the country’s payment system. For instance, unlike the current practice where different instruments are used as means of identification, bank customers will from 2014 be identified through their fingerprints. Sanusi, while speaking at the signing of the agreement, which was held at the central bank’s headquarters in Abuja, noted that the system would become operational on February 14, 2014. Good one because robbers or kidnappers would not get away with redrawing money from the bank with been caught but innocent citizens might be implicated in crimes they nothing of by lifting their finger prints (thats if it can be done). Pardon my ignorance but our things always have K-Leg.
Punch Nigeria.

Nollywood Actress Rukky Sanda Shows Off Her Pins.

Nice but she should stop with the pout already, thats all she does with her lips, abeg make the lips rest small.

LOBATAN - Shizzi, Wande Coals Producer Speaks On Controversial Babyface Song.


Shizzi and Wande Coal.
Top music producer, Sheyi 'Shizzi' Akerele, who happens to be my friend wayback in South africa before he relocated to nigeria with Maye Hunter, who has now relocated to the USA. He produced Wande Coal's version of the controversial song 'Baby Face', which Don Jazzy says was stolen from him, has released a statement explaining his involvement in the whole issue. He mentions that he produced Wande's hit song 'Go Low' which he never got credit for. See his statement below...

Fans Expect Too Much From Us - AliBaba GCFR.



This is a very interesting revelation from Nigeria's king of comedy, Alibaba. Pls learn from it...
I know some people will not like this write up. But I am sure they can only assimilate what their heads can process. So, "what cares me?" Weeks back, I was talking with General Gowon, he had a bone to pick with me, IRO how some comedians are taking the comedy Licence too far. He had just hit a sore part in the conversation, when a call came in, I peeked, XYZ Fan Lagos, so I silenced it. General Gowon said, go ahead, you can take your call. I said, I will call the person back. And I heard him out. I had to.
When he was done with his meal, I called the comedian involved, a senior comedian and he tendered his apologies.

Update - Wande Coal Shares His Own Version Of The Babyface Song